You know you’ve been up too late studying when:

It was 3am on an April night. I was trying to think of the word ostracize, but all I kept saying was ostrich.

My inner dialogue: “What’s that word that’s like estrangement? Ostri? Ostrich? Noo….Ostrich. No. Ostrich. Damn it. He was ostrich from society. (Sigh)

The Only Acceptable Uses for Wearing the Hood of a Hoodie.

1. It’s storming – you’re outside, but forgot an umbrella.
2. You’re up really late studying.
3. You’re robbing a bank.
4. You make bombs in a remote shack.
5. You’re heater is broken leaving the temperature at 60 degrees or less and it remains the only option for head warmth.
6. The hoodie makes you look like a monster.